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What I have to go through in a day...whew
Wednesday. 1.12.05 7:00 am
Introduction
And so, i shall make another entry...yes another...i know...you're all excited...what is on kollin's mind now...well, my dear readers, a lot is on my mind...so much in fact that you will not read all of it...for it would take days to really get out what is on my mind...some of it, you wouldn't want to be subjected to...i shall end the introduction with a very intelligent conversation with my friend Resa:

starIit kisses: i'm pms-ing.. you might not wanna keep making fun of me. ;x
AntiChangeLoser: lol you know...i went to Peyton Middle School...PMS...awesome, huh?
starIit kisses: lol
starIit kisses: that's awesome.

This Morning
Ah *smells the air*...ah the smell of morning air...*takes a look outside*...what a view!...the birds chirping...the sun coming up...that fresh look to everything...god, i fuckin hate it

What I'm Gonna Do Today
Ah yes, my friends, that is THE question...so much to do, so little time...if only the day was longer...i could do so much more...i mean how do you expect me to fit all of this into one day? its quite impossible...but! somehow, with me being this good and all, i'm able to do all of this in one day...i know, you're shocked...you're on the verge of fainting because it just seems so unbelievable...how can one man possibly do it?...i'll tell you...brace yourselves...this is on-the-edge-of-your-seat information...first! i'm going to sit...yes you heard me correctly!...sit at this desk until eleven o' clock...*watches your jaw drop*...i know! thats so intense!...but with my determination, i shall make it...you mark my words!...afterwards...oh yes, theres more ladies and gentlemen...afterwards, i will get up and get ready to go...my god! the will power it must take for that to happen!...i know, calm down, my day has just begun...i know what you're thinking...what could possibly happen!?!?!...can't you hear the music in the background?...its like the mission impossible theme...dun dun dundun dun dun...didle didle dunnnnnnnn...okay, maybe thats not quite how you would write it, but you get my drift here...after i get ready...jesus, how do i find the energy to make it beyond this point?...yes, i am this good...i will get into my car, and drive to the goodyear place...*watches your jaw drop again*...i know! driving through such madness! is he crazy!?!?!...no! he is THAT determined...the music in the background gets louder...your hearts beating intensily...he's actually going to the goodyear place...maddness i tell you!...then, barely making it out of my car to go inside, i tell them to inspect my car...yes! you may be thinking "how on Earth can he demand such things from such evil beings!!!!!"...but i have dealt with worse!!!...i know, you can't possibly imagine, but i will save that story for another time...during the inspection, i will sit...oh yes, twice in one day...calm down...it'll be okay...i make it through this day...i will sit and *intense music* WAIT!...eeeek!...no no! i'm a trained professional at this stressful task!!...once my car is inspected and i've paid for whatever, i once again get in my very james bondish super cool babe magnet of a vehicle and drive off into the sunset...ah you're thinking it ends here...but i have news for you...IT DOESN'T!!!...the impossible has become...POSSIBLE!!!...but it was nothing compared to what Sir Kollin The Amazing is capable of doing...for this, my friends, is only half of my day...cue the music!...you hear the mission impossible theme once again...my very james bondish super cool babe magnet of a vehicle arrives at my castle battling the demon drivers of...*music gets louder*...TEXAS...along the way...I graciously step out onto the driveway...sniff the air...for it does not seem right...but i press on!...for i am more determined than a poodle trying to look like a real dog!...i walk to the front door...for god sakes man! the front door!?!?! you are thinking...i know, very dangerous indeed...but with my dashing good looks, stunning muscular body, and amazing determination, i get through that door...untouched!...dodging such visious creates as the...do i dare say?...INSECTS OF TEXAS!!!!...my god, those three words put together could make a grown man cry for his mother!...but not Kollin...for he is too quick and too determined for these creates!...i walk into my castle, which oddly looks like a one story house, and march my way to the kitchen...*shocking looks*...the kitchen!?!?!...yes, the kitchen...i open the refridgerator and with my amazing vision, i scan the contents...what do my near sided eyes see!?!? why nothing but food that really doesn't interest me...and so, after my encounter with the refridgerator, i move on to my room...to once again...DUN DUN DUN!!!!...sit for the third time today...if you have made it this far, i congratulate you, for you have not read all of my day...but you shall! read on comrades!...*intense war-like music begins in the background*...i then proceed to go..."no, no don't go!!!" you say...ah, but i have to!...to go ONLINE!!...and with such courage and determination, i proceed to look at articles about the NFL and type to...yes, with these sexy fingers, type to my equals...yes, my equals...you're thinking "how could such an amazing man consider himself an equal to me"...but yes, you are my equal...for i am not greater than thou...god hath made me equal to thou! (i'm usin the right words here right? tryin to be all old english and stuff...makes me sound cool and intelligent)...i proceed to do such stressful tasks for hours upon hours only taking short breaks to return to the dreaded kitchen...around 8ish, after most of my tiring day, my servants bring me a tasty and delightful feast only fit for a king (wednesday...probably something like hot dogs)...after eating every last bit of food, i go back my room and continue...yes, continue...for i'm so close to ending the day, i will not back down now!!!...no mountain is high enough! no river is wide enough! (i know, its a song, but you're spose to be on the edge of your seat here, pay attention!) to keep me from ending my day!!!...i then, at the request of my equals...yes, although shorter than i, equals...travel on a long journey throughout the very complicated pathways of...DUN DUN DUN!!!!...THE WOODLANDS!! (well it is complicated...i'm directionally challenged here people...sheesh)...i will then arrive at my destination with a sense of accomplishment for i have found my way through this complicated maze (granted i've been at Ashley's or Pete's several times prior)...i approach the front door...yes! the front door!...but tis a foreign front door!...nothing like mine!..."what does he do!?!?!" you think...i'll tell you what i do...i....i...*horror movie like music starts up*...KNOCK!...and i then enter...for i am not afraid!...i do not hesitate!...i proceed with courage and determination!...i then sit...you're thinking "holy shit, it can't be!!!"...but yes it can be and it is...i sit once again and observe such horrendous sights through a circularly challenged tube...for it is...do i dare say!!!???...CARTOON NETWORK!!!...*gasp*...yes but i stay focused...as hard as it may be, i still...stay...focused!!!...the view in the circularly challenged tube then gets changed by one of my equals...i observe more...you're thinking "such determination! such...such...there are no words to describe this man!"...i know, i'm that good...after my viewing session has ended, i bid farewell to my equals and travel along the most dangerous pathways of...DUN DUN DUN!!!...THE WOODLANDS!...on my return voyage...i then pull into my drive way...it is night now...the air is cooler...my vision, although amazing, fights the darkness...what creatures lurk!? you may ask yourself...what possible creature of the night awaits my return!?...for they are again...*you hold your breath* (i'm actually pretty good at holding my breath...i can do it for quite a long time...cuz you know, i'm that good)...oh oh, breathe my friends, for it is nothing i cannot handle!...THE INSECTS OF TEXAS!!!!...with such smooth moves and quickness, my lightning fast legs manuver through the pathway of hell and dodge any and all creatures...i then enter my castle and close the door before anything gets through...you whipe the sweat from your brow...yes, it is a challenge, but god hath given me these amazing skills...i then proceed to once again, sit...yes, sit...*mission impossible theme music starts up again*...at my desk...and do what only 100 hundred men wish they could do (yes i put 100 and then said hundred right there, why? i do not know) ...go...yes i must...go ONLINE...through my will power i bravely proceed to do this for another 3ish hours...then...and only then...i prepare to rest...although i am such a gifted man with such amazing skills, i am partly human and require sleep...it is possible to defeat me but only one living being on this planet possibly could beat me...and that my friends, is myself (i'm not very balanced, i'm sure it'll get the best of me one day)...tis the end of my day and i sleep...for tomorrow brings more challenges...but you may rest assured that my amazing skills will out do these challenges...and i shall press on saving the world one sitting session at a time!...i know...marvelous...bravo courageous kollin...bravo...one can only dream of being as damn good as I (at what? sitting? yes you do a damn good job of it).

Conclusion
I'd add more but i think the bull shit in this entry is quite enough to satisfy you...i shall return with more amazing adventures of our super hero Kollin later...for now, comment or something...took me a little while to come up with all that crap, the least you could do is give me a comment
3 Comments.


Oh Kollin!
*Presses hand to chest* So brave!
» AshleyEverhart on 2005-01-12 08:53:16

LMFAO... Where The Hell Is The PopCorn When Ya Need It, Manz.. hehe... Such a Brave Kornpufff... *cracks up*
» Such_A_Babeh_Face on 2005-01-12 11:03:47

ummm geeze that's a big jumbled mess of text... STEELERS RULE!
» Zig_Justice on 2005-01-13 08:23:33

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